Feliz cumpleaños Ampis! Creo que te he dicho que mi primera memoria es abrir los ojos de una siesta en… Read more Las sonrisas regaladas de mi vieja
Around 4 to 6 years ago I got married to a woman despite the fact that she was from the… Read more The JFK “I am a jelly donut” thing is not true and now I’m reconsidering citizenship
Everybody remembers the Beatles by hit songs such as “Love me Do,” “She loves you,” “All You Need is Love,”… Read more All of the 5th Beatles, ranked from 1st 5th Beatle to 5th 5th Beatle
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Is it possible that any video you watch will match well with Pink Floyd’s 1973 classic album? Am I just forcing a connection between two things that don’t really match, like me and my high-school girlfriend that day we tried solving a jigsaw puzzle? This is my train of thought when I put the first track of “The Dark Side of the Moon” over this weird old cartoon.
We know our relationship ends today, because we are getting married.
Cuando era niño vi a una señora orinarse en los pantalones mientras corría al baño, gritando histéricamente en medio… Read more Mi papá, el comediante
This Wednesday I’ll be one of the finalists in Madison’s Funniest Comic competition, and when they dim the lights and the audience starts clapping I’ll be thinking about my old man.
Oh, the Super Bowl! The one day in America where everyone waits for commercials to entertain them. If you’re an… Read more The Foreigner’s Guide to the Super Bowl
If it’s true that every man is a child at heart then nothing says “We, The People” more than American… Read more Better Ways to Decide a Tied Result Than a Coin Toss